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Proclamerei apertamente al mondo che sono innamorato di Zoe Williams:

The problem is, everyone is ashamed of this stamp of vanity, apart from sociopaths. Silvio Berlusconi was openly delighted with his facial surgery. The juxtaposition of those two sentences might lead some to suppose that I'm calling Berlusconi a sociopath. For legal reasons, I'd like to stress that that definitely isn't what I'm saying.

Il brano viene da questo articolo sul Guardian.